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The Weather Man

The Weather Man is one of the few characters in the game. You get letters from him from time to time with weather updates. He always signs off with "...Reporting from the Weather Balloon, over the smoke stacks, over the city, The Weather Man."

The Weather Man usually informs the player about the strange, icy weather taking place around Burnington, telling the readers to stay warm around their fireplaces. The Weather Man, on one occasion, reports the burning of a house, and the loss of a life with it. In this letter, he says "Remember... fire can be warm! Fire can be fun! Fire can be DANGEROUS! But remember, there is one thing more dangerous than fire..." and ends the letter with his usual outro.

The Weather Man plays a key part in the "end sequence" of the game, where you take control of the character you have been playing as throughout the course of the game. If you go to the cliff at the edge of town, the Weather Man will drift onto the screen. He tells you that he can take you far away from the city, as far as the character wants, but after that, he is on his own, and he can't come back. If you accept the offer, the Weather Man will give a brief final forecast, and the game will end with one final glimpse of the weather balloon, the Weather Man and the character gazing down over its railing.


Below are some of the reports that The Weather Man can send.

Reports Reports Reports Special Reports

BREAKING WEATHER

REPORT!

Forecast says…

…thick snow clouds

are rolling in from all

directions…

…we're in for

something…

BIG!

Stay warm inside,

folks!

Heh heh!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the city,

The Weather Man

BREAKING WEATHER

REPORT!

It's gonna be another

cold one, folks!

The snow's been

coming down faster

and faster…

…every day, colder

than the last!

That can't last

forever! Heh heh!

Build a nice cozy fire

and stay warm

inside, folks!

Heh heh!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the city,

The Weather Man

BREAKING WEATHER

REPORT!

Whoooeeeee the

clouds are circling!

It's getting windy out

there heh heh!

But the wind isn't

blowing East or

West…

…or North or South!

It's blowing…

UP!

…up up up!

Stay warm down there heh hEH!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the city,

The Weather Man

(Report after Sugar Plumps'

house burns down)

FOOOOOOM!!

A GUST OF WARM

AIR shoots up into

the sky on another

cold night!

whhooooeeeeeEE!

That wasn't in the

forecast at all!

Was it a VOLCANO?

…a SUN STORM?

HEH

…incoming report…!

oh… that's not

good… it's...

oh no

…a house has burned

down

… another resident

lost…

(Torn/burned in top right

picture of Sugar Plumps)

Whoever they were…

…remember…

Fire can be warm!

Fire can be fun!

Fire can be

DANGEROUS!

But there's

something even more

dangerous than fire.

…be safe, boys and girls.

ZooooooOOOOOM!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the city,

The Weather Man

BREAKING WEATHER

REPORT!

Forecast says…

Phhhhewwwweee!

Smokey with

…ghhahaack…

Smokey with a

chance of … thick … 

ghhaCK … nasal

discharge! hahaha

haagkk haghhhk!!

Chimney smoke…

and smoke stacks…

as far as the eye can

see! Heh HEEH

ghahaagh! Heh!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the

….heegGCK… city,

The Weather Man

BREAKING WEATHER

REPORT!

It's been snowing for

as long as anyone

can remember!

Or maybe our

memories are just

getting' foggy heh heh

heh!

Tomorrow's

forecast…

Whhhhoooeeee!!

Something we

haven't seen in a

very very long time…

…the SUN…

COMES OUT…!

But is it rising?

Or is it setting?

Whhooeeee it hurts

my eyes heh heh heh!

Reporting from the

Weather Balloon,

over the smoke

stacks,

over the city,

The Weather Man

(Endgame report)

BREAKING WEATHER

FORECAST!

A CLEAR

HORIZON

as FAAARR as

the eye can see!

Are you

ready to go?

(Yes, I'm ready…!)

Whoooowwwweeeeeee!

HERE WE GO!

JUST CLOSE

YOUR EYES…

WALK

FORWARD…

AND BELIEVE!

(Really? I just walk off the

edge of this big scary cliff

and believe? Ok here I go!)

WHHHOOEEE!

HEY THERE KID!

HAHAHA JUST

KIDDING!

It's all SHARP

ROCKS and SHARKS

down there.

And yooooww

that's a long fall!

I can take your UP

UP UP out of this

city.

But then you're

on your own!

You can go as

far as you like!

But you'll have to

pay as your go.

And you can

never go back.

You sure

you're ready?

(Yes, I'm sure I'm

ready!)

BREAKING WEATHER

FORECAST!

The sun is so big you

could almost touch it!

This is the beginning

of something…

brilliant!

REPORTING FROM

THE WEATHER

BALLOON

OVER THE

SMOKESTACKS

OVER THE CITY

GOODNIGHT!

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