Letter 1
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- Hello...?
- IS there anybody theERE?
- ...
- You don't know me, but I thought I WOULD TELL YOU...
- ...it's so cooold outside!
- I'm alllll snuggggled up in front of my Little Inferno Entertainment FIREPLACE!
- It's so toasty I could stay here forever!
- Like a hug in a bug in a MUG.
- I mean a bug in a mug in a BUG.
- FROM, Sugar PluMPS!
- P.S. This is for YOU
- [You've Got... Photo of Someone]
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Letter 2
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- HELLO!! It's me again!
- It smells like something's burning
- Did you get a Little Inferno fireplace tOO?
- It seeeems like everyone has one these days.
- Everyone I know has one...
- And everyone I don't know has one too!
- Burning stuff is pretty fun, but BE CARRREFULLL!
- The instructions said there's SOMETHING EVEN MORE DANGEROUS than fire...
- But I burned them.
- So we'll never know.
- FROM your new friend,
- Sugar PLUMPS!
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Letter 3
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- IT'S ME AGAIN! HAHA!
- I already burned all mY stuff :(
- Will you send me something...?
- I need some more FIREFLIES!
- Drag a little jar of Fireflies right here into this envelope for me OkTHANKS!
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Letter 4
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- OK Thanks you for my new firefliES!
- Each one was like a little WISH!
- I set them FREE to see where they would go...
- But they all burned up!
- We knew they wouldn't last forever.
- ...
- Oh I got you something, ok...?!
- It's attached...
- ...just flip over the letteR...
- ...FLIP it...!!
- ...flip again...!
- ...ok here it is...
- It's for you!
- [You've Got... Paper Heart]
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Letter 5
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- WHAAAT!
- Leeeeetle Inferno is filled with secrets
- And I just found one!
- Don't worry I won't tell you
- That would be a spoilerr
- ...
- But it's really good.
- ...
- Ok I'mm just going to draw something here
- [Springtime Combo]
- And tell you to DEFININTELY DO NOT burn those two things together
- HAHAHA SHHH!!!
- And there are more...
- MOOORRE COMBINATIONS THAN CAN EVER BE LISTED!
- Looooooove, Sugar PlumpsS!
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Letter 6
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- Little Inferno Fireplace is pretty much my faovirte game!
- Even thoughhh it doesn't make any sense
- Buy stufff...
- BURN it...
- and it gives you MORE MONEY than when you started
- HaHAHA I LOVE FREEE STUFF!
- THAT can't last foreverr
- Ohhhh I hope they releeeease a fREEE UPDATE of Leeeettle Inferno fireplace...
- ...with PINK LOGS!
- FRROOOOOM Sugar PLUMPS
- P.S. SSSHHhHH!!!
- That thing in the backk
- it looooooks like a face
- but it's not
- [photo of mechanical "face"]
- P.P.S. but it can seeeee yooouuu
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Letter 7
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- Ok guess WHAT?
- I'm making you something!
- BEcause you are my pretty gooood freind
- Even though you never reply to my letters.
- OK BUT YOU HAVE TO SEND ME SOMETHING FIRRST
- The thing you need to send me is...
- ...RED...
- and ATTRACTIVE...
- ...and has LONG INVISIBLE ARMS
- ...
- HahAHA NO it's not LOVE eww
- it's MAGNETS!!!!
- I need a MAGNET... ok?
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Letter 8
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- Ok thanks for the MAGNET!
- I can tell there is something SPECIAL about it.
- Did you notice tooO?
- WHAT?!
- Don't worry I'm stillll making you something
- I'mmm not very gooood at deadlines
- But you can have this for noW!
- I think it's broken...
- [You've Got... Thermometer]
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Letter 9
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- OH I FORGOT!
- There was something I wanted to tell you.
- Are you there?
- ...
- ...
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Letter 10
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- HahaHA! I know you're there!
- Do you want to know how I know?
- Are you ready for me to teLL you something?
- Really really ready?
- Ok...
- Listen carefully...
- SHHH!!
- I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!
- ...
- And I think I'm stuck here.
- ...
- Just like you.
- ...
- You and me...
- ...and a little wall right between us.
- ...from your neighbooorr...
- Sugar Plumps
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Letter 11
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- Hello neighbor...
- Are you still there...?
- ...
- You're reading ALL my letters really carefully, right?
- You're not just skipping through them and burning them up are you?
- One day I might say something REALLY IMPORTANT!
- PS. I ordered you something!!! Are you ready? IT ARRIVES TODAY! DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY!
- [fire-proof curtains appear]
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Letter 12
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- Do youuuou like your new CURTAINS?!
- They are so pretty
- There's nothing like a well decorated hooome!
- but DON'T WORRRY
- they are FIRE PROOF!
- LOVE, Sugar Plumppss
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Letter 13
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- EEEWWEWW!
- I SAW A BUG!
- ...aAHH!
- ..GAHK!!
- HEY! Will yoU SEND ME ...
- ... WHAAKK!
- ...SEND me an extERMINATOR ok thanks?
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Letter 14
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- Thank you for the extERMINATOR HE'S perrrfect!
- Ready Exterrrrrminatrrr? LET'S GET THAT BUUUGG!!
- 1...
- 2...
- ...
- 3!!!
- HAHAHAHAHAHA BLAM BLAM BLAM BLLLAAAAAAAAM!!
- Ooops I missed.
- Oh there's the leeetle bug...
- ...
- Come here leeettle beeetle buddy!
- ...!
- ok we'RE friends now.
- Lick lick lick HAHAHA he loveEEES ME.
- SMOOOOOCHHH!
- Awww! He laid an egg!
- OK you can have it!
- [You've Got... Bug Friend]
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Letter 15
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- Who wants a sammich? MEE!
- You know whAT ELSE?!
- BaZILLIONS OF years ago when billions triLLIONS of leeettle particles spewED into the COSMOOOS
- entire galaxies formed like snowbaLLS!!
- and deeeestANT staars and suns caught on fiiire!!!
- and after biiillions of yeeeeears...
- and biiillions of miiiiles...
- a teeensy number of particles alllll got STUCKK together
- and created YOU
- and MEEEEEEEE!!!!
- and a little wall right between us.
- It's seems impossible...
- ...but it DID haPPENed!
- And they also created this mmmdeLICIOUS ham sammich mmMMMnOMNOM!
- Thank you for your salty cosmic particles mr pig sqruueE!
- YOu taste like PROGRESS!
- FROMM YOUR NEIGHBOR SUGAR PLUMPPSS NOM NOMMMMM!
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Letter 16
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- I'm typing you letters and I don't have a DELETE buttttton!
- It fell off.
- But you know what I loooooove more than anythinNG?
- Blank pages!
- They can be filled with anything...!
- Dinosaurs or outER SPACE or an entire world where everything is PINK!
- The possibilities go FORWARD forever!
- But can't ever go back.
- Looove, Sugar Plummmmps
- P.S. You can have this
- [You've Got... Delete Button]
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Letter 17
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- We're not allloooone you know
- The city is filllled with people!
- I know they are there.
- I can see theeeir chimneys ... and smell the smoooke!
- There are more people than I can count!
- I want to visit everyone and ask biiiilllions of questions!
- Where did you come from?
- What did you always want to be?
- What's your favorite smeeellll?!
- But even though they are everywhere ... they are far away like leeetle burning galaxies
- ...with leeettle smoking chimneys on their heads!
- Ooooo it makes me coold!
- But I'll always have you! SMOOOOOCH!
- Sugar Plumps
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Letter 18
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- When I play with my Leeetle Inferno Fireplace...
- I have sooOOO much fun!
- I stare into the fIRE for HOURS and DAYS...
- Where soes the all the time GO?
- It floats up up the chimney...
- ...up up up...
- ...like everything else.
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Letter 19
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- What's up theRE?
- Up out of the chimney?
- Ooooo it swiiirls in my head...
- ...like smoke.
- ...
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Letter 20
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- ...
- The fire flickers with possibilities...
- I wonder what happens...
- ...if I get a little closer?
- ...
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Letter 21
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- Turn around...
- ...
- behind you...
- ...
- A warrm fiRE in front...
- but what's behiinD?
- ...
- just turn your head
- Could you?
- If you waanted?
- ...
- I CAN STARE INTO THE FIRE FOREVER
- but not backwardssss
- ...
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Letter 22
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- ...
- MY HUOOUSE...
- ISSS ONNNN FIREE
- #^$!ROARING
- %&@
- THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
- $@#@IT HURTS MY EYES
- i CA@N SEE FOREWAR&#D FOREVER#3@%
- UP UP UP THE CHIMNEY@$5@
- ^^!wh3
- ffjdj”>>.
- vvMsT54%7;Ws
- 3#%^#5
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Letter 23
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- ...
- Hello?
- Is there anybody there?
- ...
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Letter 24
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- It's so bright...
- ...it hurts to open my eyes
- Is the sun rising or is it setting?
- [Tomorrow Corp. logo]
- I stared at it forever, but I could never tell.
- Rising?
- Or setting?
- [Tomorrow Corp. logo]
- It hurts my eyes...
- Will you...
- Send me SUNGLASSES...
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Letter 25
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- ...
- Such fashionable sunglasses...
- ...
- it seems like I ordered these a loooong time ago...
- I thought maybe you forgot
- ...
- HAHAHA SHHHH!!!
- I knew you could never forgettt...
- your favorite neigghbor
- ...
- i'm back...
- ...
- But there's something I need to tell you.
- ...
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Letter 26
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- ...
- There was a big fire...
- ...
- ...it was so bright I couldn't open my eyes
- ...it was all around like millions of tiny fireflies
- ...I turned into billions of little pieces...
- ...and floated away
- ...I floated away up up the chimney
- … up up up ...
- ...like everything else.
- ...
- And I've come back to bring you with me.
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Letter 27
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- Do you remember?
- ...
- fflamingg logs and robots...
- ...and sausages and tiny galaxies...
- ...and batteries and squeeeealing bugs...
- ...an exploding solar system.
- We threw them in the fire for hours and days
- ...
- but they don't matter
- they were designed to not matter
- Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace was designed to not matter
- ...
- IT'S TIME
- IT'S TIME TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE
- ...
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Letter 28
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- It's time to go...
- Do you remember?
- SOME THINGS ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN OTHER THINGS
- THERE ARE 4 OBJECTS...
- 1
- 2
- 3
- FOUR
- There IS SOMEthing special about them
- Do you remember?
- burn them together
- It's time.
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Letter 29
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- 1
- TWO
- 3
- 4
- you already gave them to me
- You sent me each object.
- I never even had to turn around.
- BURN THEM TOGETHER
- It's time.
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Letter 30
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Letter 31
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- ...
- Ooo it's so bright!
- Are you still there?
- Remember a long time ago...?
- ...you and me, and the wall between us...
- ...we threw things in the fire for hours and days!
- It was so warm!
- Like a bug in a mug in a hug!
- We thought we'd never run out of toys!
- ...
- We thought we'd never run out of time
- Where did they all go? Haha!
- ...up up the chimney, like everything else!
- ...
- [takes off sunglasses] Oh!
- [stops smiling] There's something I wanted to tell you
- Did you know?
- I didn't burn up.
- The house burned down...
- ...and then I left.
- Just like you.
- There's a whole world out there...
- You can go as far as you want!
- But you can never go back.
- What?!
- [starts smiling] I'm at the beach!! Getting a great tan!
- [puts on sunglasses] Ok thanks for the sunglasses!!
- I can't believe how fabulous I look.
- Smoooooooch!
- Your friend,
- S.P.
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Letter 31 (Ho-Ho-Holiday version)
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- ...
- Ooo it's so bright!
- Are you still there?
- Remember a long time ago...?
- ...you and me, and the wall between us...
- ...we threw things in the fire for hours and days!
- It was so warm!
- Like a bug in a mug in a hug!
- We thought we'd never run out of toys!
- ...
- We thought we'd never run out of time
- Where did they all go? Haha!
- ...up up the chimney, like everything else!
- ...
- [takes off sunglasses] Oh!
- [stops smiling] There's something I wanted to tell you
- Did you know?
- I didn't burn up.
- The house burned down...
- ...and then I left.
- Just like you.
- There's a whole world out there...
- You can go as far as you want!
- But you can never go back.
- What?!
- [starts smiling] I'm at the beach!! Getting a great tan!
- [puts on sunglasses] Ok thanks for the sunglasses!!
- I can't believe how fabulous I look.
- Smoooooooch!
- I wish I had known you.
- You're going to do great.
- Merry Christmas.
- S.P.
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